Bacon Says...It's story time :)

Audience: General adult audience


Detail: A copy of the Torah.

Character: A man shaving off his beard.

Setting: A tree house full of kids during a birthday party for adults.

Once of upon a time there was a little boy named Jimmy who was turning 5 in three weeks. He was so excited to be turning 5 because he knew that meant he could now have a pet dog. When his parents asked where he wanted to have his birthday party, he said “At the pet shop!” His parents didn’t agree with that location; they eventually chose the neighborhood tree house. Jimmy looked up different types of dogs he might like for the next three weeks and finally, the day before his birthday, he decided on a miniature pit bull.

At the same time that Jimmy was planning for his birthday party, some else was also preparing for an event at the tree house. Mack was 30 year old high school dropout who sold weed for a living and occasionally held events in the local tree house when he came to town. He was planning on having the National Weed Day Convention & celebrating his best friend's birthday in the tree house the same day as Jimmy’s birthday party!

The next day Jimmy and all of his friends gathered at his house at noon to walk to the tree house. His parents told them to go ahead with the other kids and they would be right behind them. So Jimmy and his friends ran to the tree house which was located four blocks away from his house. When they got there they were surprised to find that there was a group of men in the tree house putting up decorations. None of the kids knew what these strange decorations were but they thought his parents had down an autumn theme; his birthday was in October. When the group of men left the kids ran into the tree house and started playing with what they thought were miniature leaves.

About five minutes later Mack and his friends show up. They were already high so they didn’t know that the kids they saw playing with the Cannabis leaves were real. Mack and his friends decided to make a bet. Whoever was the last to catch one of the imaginary kids had to shave all the hair on their bodies. Mack said "Ready, set go!" and he and his friends started chasing Jimmy and his friends. Jimmy & the kids thought it was all a game so they played along. All of Mack's friend's caught one of the little kids except Mack. So, Mack headed to the bathroom to start shaving.

When Jimmy's parents finally walk in they find Jimmy and the other kids playing with the leaves and a group of men standing around the bathroom door with birthday hats on smoking weed. Jimmy's parents were shocked! They immediately got all of the kids out and then walked up to Mack's friends.They tried to ask what was going on but all of his friends were too high to talk. Jimmy's dad busts into the bathroom and sees Mack shaving off his beard and reading a copy of the Torah out loud. Jimmy's dad screamed "What are you doing!?" which startled Mack causing him to cut himself. He ran out thinking Jimmy's dad was a cop and all of his friends followed him out. They ran off into the distance before Jimmy's parents could get a good look at them.

Jimmy's parents called the police to investigate the incident since smoking weed in a public location was a very serious crime in their town. While the police searched the treehouse for evidence, Jimmy's party was moved to Jimmy's house. All of the kids had a ball at the birthday party, especially when Jimmy got is gift. His parents bought him a miniature poodle for his birthday and Jimmy was extremely happy.

The police never caught Mack or his friends and the town decided to have a sign up sheet for whoever wanted to use the tree house from then on out. They also did a periodic check in when parties were going on to prevent this from occurring again. They all lived happy ever after. THE END